Prank Letter – 3rd Reply from Ryanair

September 10, 2007 at 12:20 am Leave a comment

This is the sixth in a series of letters between myself and Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary about the prospect of saving money by running airplanes with no seats. On Saturday I published my third letter to Ryanair, in which I optimistically assumed that Michael O’Leary wanted to start a joint venture partnership with me. Here is his reply to my request for a meeting: >>>

Third Reply from Ryanair

Dear Mr Whitehead,

I thank you for your letter of 10th August, and wish you continued success with your thesis.

Unfortunately, we don’t engage in joint venture partnerships, I haven’t started to promote the concept, and I don’t think a meeting would be a practical use of our respective time.

There is no prospect in the near or medium term future of any aircraft operating with no seats. In fact, Ryanair is presently investing in upgrading our seats to market leading body contoured, all leather covered units designed to maximise the comfort and safety of our passengers.

Best wishes,
Michael O’Leary
Chief Executive

The Ryanair Correspondence

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