Prank Letter – 4th Letter to Ryanair

September 12, 2007 at 12:02 am 1 comment

This is the seventh in my series of prank letters with Ryanair about saving money by running airplanes with no seats. A lesser entrepreneur may have been rebuffed by Michael O’Leary’s terse refusal to meet, but I decided to give our proposed partnership one last try with this hard-to-ignore suggestion: >>>

Fourth Letter to Ryanair

Dear Mr O’Leary,

Regarding our discussions of airplanes with no seats, I’ve made a scale model of a sample cabin interior.

It comes in three pieces, each four feet long. You can clip it together very easily, and lift up one wall to see the interior. I’d love to show it to you, but transporting it is a problem.

Luckily, I have a friend in furniture removal, and he can lend me his van very early next Tuesday morning, the 21st, to bring it over. He will collect it again on the Wednesday of the following week any time after 7 p.m.

So I will bring it over early on Tuesday, and i can stay around the airport all day doing other research until you are free to meet me. Or, if you would rather examine the model first, I can leave it and call back another day.

Whatever suits your schedule will work for me. If you are not around on Tuesday 21st, where would be the best place for me to leave the model?

Yours sincerely,
Pierce Whitehead

The Ryanair Correspondence

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. SP  |  September 16, 2007 at 2:42 am

    Just happen to chance on your blog and saw the interesting ongoing correspondence with RyanAir.

    Well, they seem to be uninterested in the concept so far. But persist on, they may just change their mind. LOL..

    Reply

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