Prank DogBowl Letters 11 – From Bord Trachtala

November 14, 2007 at 12:15 am Leave a comment

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In the last prank dogbowl letter, I contact Bord Trachtala for further assistance. Here is their reply: >>>

Letter from Bord Trachtala

Dear Mr Mackay,

I refer to your recent letter to our Chief Execuive, Mr Alan McCarthy. He has passed your letter to me for action.

You raised a number of marketing research issues in your letter, many of which I feel could be adequately addressed by use of our Market Information Centre, located in our Head Office here in Merrion Hall.

In order to facilitate our clients carrying out research we ask, where possible, that you call in advance to make an appointment in order to ensure that adequate facilities are available to you.

On the broader issue of your product marketing and specifically segmentation I feel we could best address this issue by a meeting. I would be grateful if you could give me a call in order that we could arrange a mutually convenient appointment.

I feel the two-prong approach of the Market Information Centre and a meeting should help to get us to the root of many of the core issues you have outlined in your letter.

Yours sincerely,
John McCann,
Senior Marketing Specialist,
East Region,
Bord Trachtala

Final Prank Dogbowl Letter

There’s just one more letter in the dogbowl collection – a final missive to the then Taoiseach Albert Reynolds. I’ll put that up here in a few days.

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