Bad Taste Joke of the Week
I was channel-hopping on the telly last night and came across a celebrity poker game with former footballers Tony Cascarino of Ireland, Norman Whiteside of Northern Ireland, Alan Ball of England, Ray Stewart of Scotland, a very thin Uli Stein of Germany and a very chubby Tomas Brolin of Sweden.
It was obviously filmed some time ago, as Alan Ball died last year. Which reminded me of the rumour that did the rounds when he died – that David Beckham had been asked to give the oration at Ball’s funeral, because… >>>
Beckam is a dead Ball specialist.