That Girl Guides Toothbrush Song
I have a bit of a toothache today, which is exacerbated by not being able to get that Girl Guides toothbrush song out of my head, to the tune of Darling Clementine:
Little Mary had a toothbrush, and she hung it on the wall.
Did she use it? Did she use it? Did she use it? Not at all.
Then one morning, at the table, she began to scream and shout:
‘Oh! my Mommy, I’ve a toothache! Will I have to get it out?’
Mommy took her to the dentist, and the dentist shook his head:
‘It’s too late for little Mary. She should have brushed her teeth instead.’